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Well hello to you dear browser. Now I have your attention it would be rude if I didnt tell you a little about my literary feast. So, here is the thing: is it just me or does anyone else find that adulthood offers no refuge from the unexpected horrors, peculiar lack of physical coordination and sometimes unexplained nudity, that accompanied childhood and adolescence? Does everybody struggle with the hazards that accompany, say, sitting elegantly on a bar stool using chopsticks pretending to understand the bank crisis pedicures - surely its plain wrong for a stranger to fondle your feet? Or is it just me? I am proud to say I have a wealth of awkward experiences - from school days to life as an office temp - and here I offer my 18-year-old self (and I hope you too dear reader) some much needed caution and guidance on how to navigate lifes rocky path. Because frankly where is the manual? The much needed manual to life. Well, fret not, for this is my attempt at one and lets call it, because its fun, a Miran-ual. I thank you.